Wantonly Weedy Wednesdays

Illustration of Plantago Lanceolata, as part of Prairieform's Vacant Lands Project and weekly feature, Wantonly Weedy Wednesdays

If you will, remember back to the days of yore when we had a weekly feature on here called Tragic Topiary Tuesdays, in which we would unveil photos of basically shockingly hideous – but sometimes cute and playful – topiary we had found primarily in and around Los Angeles but occasionally in Minneapolis, Mexico, and in some other random environs. We would give the photos clever tags, publish the posts, and allow people to marvel and gasp, and hopefully laugh a bit. The feature, while clever and cute and successful, had ultimately run its course after a couple of years, and so closed that tragicomic chapter in the life of this blog.

Well, we are happy to announce that we have a new weekly feature we are now launching, which, like Tragic Topiary Tuesdays, also contains a three-word, same-first-letter title, but which, unlike Tragic Topiary Tuesdays, directly pertains to a project we are currently working on, Vacant Lands. The feature we are dubbing Wantonly Weedy Wednesdays, and it will entail a wild, trivia-filled, can-you-believe-it?, get-out-of-here exposé on a weed we have discovered within one of the Vacant Lands study areas.

Enquiring minds the world over will no doubt ask, why the word “Wantonly” other than that it starts with a W and fulfills our particularly important requirement of three words starting with the same letter and making the same sound? Well, nos chers amis, we will have you know that wanton means a plethora of unexpectedly apt and relevant things. Observe:

done, shown, used, etc., maliciously or unjustifiably:
a wanton attack; wanton cruelty.
deliberate and without motive or provocation; uncalled-for; headstrong; willful:
Why jeopardize your career in such a wanton way?
without regard for what is right, just, humane, etc.; careless; reckless:
a wanton attacker of religious convictions.
sexually lawless or unrestrained; loose; lascivious; lewd:
wanton behavior.
extravagantly or excessively luxurious, as a person, manner of living, or style.
luxuriant, as vegetation.
sportive or frolicsome, as children or young animals.
having free play:
wanton breezes; a wanton brook.”

So, come along for the ride down our wanton botanical brook, learning oh-so many weedy and au courant thangs along the way. First official post starting next Wednesday.

John Kamp

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